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However, calling a 15,000 all-in raise with nothing but two over-cards and a back door flush for your whole tournament and expecting the universe to bail you out is taking the piss and I feel I should apologise to the universe for calling it a lying teasing cunt after my spectacular exit this afternoon.

In retrospect, getting beaten at poker and then calling the universe a cunt while people look at me all confused, has real comedy value. "He throws his bloody chips away and he's blaming the galaxy? Silly fucker", they cried in unison in that horrible farmer Pickles country bumpkin twang people have round these parts. "Oi 'arry, this bloke ear, eezs only gone and blamed the milky way for playing poker like a drunken spastic", they also cried out.

They may scoff, but they won't be fucking laughing when me and the universe cook up another foot and mouth outbreak. I'd like to see them laugh at my faith in the universe then as their farms are going up in flames and the night sky is lit up by firey pyres full of their diseased livestock.